5/5 - (3 votes)
Oh, there are so many areas that compete veraciously for the coveted Rat Bastard recognition, but this weeks clear winner are the Southfield Michigan paramedics who after working on a woman for 30 minutes, determined she was dead.
No problem, ship her off the morgue, Unfortunately for them, the morgue noticed the chest of the woman moving up and down while on the slab and, you got it, she was alive.
Really…. I wonder what might that poor woman be feeling on her way to the morgue and just getting to lay in there right before they cut her open!